PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And